Not a chance! Police officers find out about the deer and contact the couple. Then they go to the couple home, planning to euthanize (that is, kill ) the deer.
The couple figure that is what is going to happen. So, WOOSH, the deer disappears. Gosh, the deer must have run away! Ahhh, poor deer. Tsk, tsk! Too bad!
The officers arrive at the home of the coupe and find the deer gone.
Never to be dissuaded, they arrest the couple unlawful possession of a deer.
As to the couple, they now each face $1,000 fine and 6-months in jail for their shabby behavior. Maybe some judge in Indiana can show that he has heart. Let’s hope so.
Too bad, police officers. Maybe you’ll have a change to kill a deer tomorrow or the next. Good luck!
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